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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 7:41am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 9:00am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2015 @ 7:20am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 11:55am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 6:11am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 7:43am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 8:18am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:22am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:22am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2016 @ 6:20am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2016 @ 3:02am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 9:08am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 10:48am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 6:57am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 10:09pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 4:21am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 7:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 8:44am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 10:50am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 10:50am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 12:44am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 11:09pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 9:59am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 6:06am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 8:52am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 7:30am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 10:55pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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