a huge empty ass world with 1 piece of loot every 30 minutes worth of looting. explore an entire apartment complex? you get a t-shirt. now go outside and fist fight 15 zombified MMA fighters. don't try to run from them because they're faster than your mother's prius and those rotting muscles slumping off their bones will never get tired. gonna vault a wall? surely they aren't fast, strong, AND agile, right? get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, these zombies have been watching parkour videos on youtube since before Onision was old enough to be a predator. these decomposing track stars will barrel roll like an F-18 over Fallujah to slip through the fences to get to you. they don't even want to eat you either. they're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. they just want to beat you to death.

(Edit: After finding out about community servers, this may be the best game ever made of all time in humanity. I'm diving into Mcdonalds ball pits full of canned food that i steal from lesser men. The zombies work for me now. I have a wife, children, a pristine can opener, life is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ good man. Incredible game. Kino. Absolutely.

a huge empty ass world with 1 piece of loot every 30 minutes worth of looting. explore an entire apartment complex? you get a t-shirt. now go outside and fist fight 15 zombified MMA fighters. don't try to run from them because they're faster than your mother's prius and those rotting muscles slumping off their bones will never get tired. gonna vault a wall? surely they aren't fast, strong, AND agile, right? get fucked, these zombies have been watching parkour videos on youtube since before Onision was old enough to be a predator. these decomposing track stars will barrel roll like an F-18 over Fallujah to slip through the fences to get to you. they don't even want to eat you either. they're just fucking assholes. they just want to beat you to death. (Edit: After finding out about community servers, this may be the best game ever made of all time in humanity. I'm diving into Mcdonalds ball pits full of canned food that i steal from lesser men. The zombies work for me now. I have a wife, children, a pristine can opener, life is fuckin good man. Incredible game. Kino. Absolutely.