(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass


Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go".


[H]alf
[O]f
[M]y
[E]nergy
[W]asted
[O]n
[R]andom
[K]nowledge


I typed "♥♥♥♥♥" into my GPS and guess what?

I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.


My wallet is like an onion.

When I open it,
I cry.


Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?

'Cause they got lost at C


Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it’s all screaming.


true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together


When your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me."
Reply with, "That's the point dumbass"


Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend's 25, Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend's 26, so if you're single its ok, maybe he's just not born yet.


( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) ( -_-) (O.O) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- ) (-_- )
Opening a pack of gum at school.


(._.) (|:) (.-.) (:|) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.