Shlonkey Kong
Jarad   Australia
 
 
CEO of Drunk Driving (215 BC - 2024 AD)
Inventor of Sexual Relations with Your Mother
Proud Organ Donor (27+ Kidneys)
Married to the Grind
Proud Mother of 9
Enjoys Long Walks on the Beach and Getting Pegged
Always Remember to Wear Your Seatbelt!
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
1,876
Hours played
500 XP
iluu 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:25am 
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iluu 8 Jun, 2021 @ 11:31am 
same
Avenue 8 Jun, 2021 @ 11:21am 
I am filled with disgust for every moment you are alive.
sn00py 27 Feb, 2020 @ 6:27am 
FLACCID
Yoruko 11 Oct, 2019 @ 1:30am 
This guy got the green top