If you havn't bought NieR: Automata yet
... You should consider buying it in NieR future.
If you'll meet me and you havn't played NieR
...you got 2B careful.
In NieR: Automata you have the possibility to set the difficulty to only having 1 HP ...
... I heared it is NieRly impossible.

Once Upon a time a bee stung me, it was last Summer, UnBEElievable.
You die when they sting you, BEEware.
You better not ♥♥♥♥ around with Bees. But if you do, Bee careful.
If you know that ♥♥♥♥'s gonna happen, you gotta BEElieve.

A man walks into a bar and sees steaks hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender why he tells: "It's a bar tradition, if you can reach them, the while night will be on the house for you. If not You gotta pay everybody's drinks tonight. You only got one try though. You wanna try?" the man replies "No thanks, the steaks are too high"

What was Hitler's favorite number? "Nein"

You look so drownsy, what's tomato?
Lettuce see what you problem is.

A: Hey I know a real good Knock Knock Joke but you gotta start. Alright?
B: Alright. Knock Knock
A: Who's there?
B: ... (-_-｡)

What does the Skeleton order at a bar? Spare Rips.
The skeleton walks up on you. It seems to have a BONE to pick with you.
The skeleton on the other side of the room started shouting, but only air came out of it's mouth.
Why are spider such horrible teammates? They have so much legs.

A terrorist walks into a cinema. Upon entering he screams "Ah lul, a snack bar!"

I don't kehr - sagte der Hausmeister am letzten Arbeitstag [Is this one too good?]
Welchen Preis bekommt der Taubstumme hund? Den No-bell Preis.
Warum Spielen Araber kein schach? Weil sich die Dame frei bewegen kann.

Gonna add more in the future, I gotta collect 'em all. But I'll be fine with just having many.