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Did you know that ducks have corkscrew schlongs?

I'm going to fail my final exams because of this game. Unless the exam was about how to handle monk stacks and rotations while on a T9 Coil, then I'm obviously gonna have to take summer school.

I've been always too much of a ♥♥♥♥♥ to actually slide down a mountain at unfathomable speeds. So I'll just do it in a video game in the safety of my own home, in my room, under the sheets, with one hand on my weiner, and another on the keyboard.

I beat it 2 times at 100%. What am I doing with my life. My parents pay for my college tuition I'm letting my parents down.

'They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me.

Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war I shall forge them.

They will be of iron will and steely muscle.

In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest gun shall they be armed.

They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them.

They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe will best them in battle.

They are my bulwark against the terror.

They are the defenders of Humanity.

They are my Space Marines...

...and they shall know no fear.'

Just like my japanese animes!

What's in it?

WHO CARES.

How much is this game?

SHUT UP.

GET THIS GAME OR YOU'RE A NERD.

LISA is by the best game I have played for a long while. It's sad that Undertale had overshadowed this wonderful game because of it's massive popularity. Probably the reason why was because of it's dark story and humor. Not a lot of people can get behind LISA that easilly compared to undertale. Of course a lot of people would talk about how LISA would be "misogynistic" (I'm looking at you tumblr) and how it has innapropriate humor.

LISA is only for people who can absorb a deep and dark story.

For starters, this game takes place after it's prequel "LISA The First". Lisa The First shows the struggle with Lisa (Brad's sister) and her Father. Abuse. Abandonment. Neglect. Lisa suffers what Brad had suffered before he ran away. That's what was predicted. The timeline during LISA The First shows that Brad is absent during most of Lisa's childhood.

Follow by the current LISA The Painful.

Now it's not much but my prediction is that Buddy is Lisa's daughter, which whom Brad adopts.

After that the story progresses through Brad's journey to find Buddy and rescue her from Olathe's perverts and freaks. The humor stands to difuse any depressing moments, but maintains the constant beat of what is Brad's purpose throughtout the game.

The companions have there own charming personaility that makes you remember each and everyone one of them.

And the moments and events in the game is all humorous and quirky in their own way. That's the magic touch of the Dingaling.

The combat system is intuitive, making you remember patterns of WASD to execute skills and while adding extra damage. It keeps you engaged rather than you sitting back and pressing a few buttons and wait a turn.

The more I play LISA the more I go deeper into it's own story making me want more of it.

Dingaling is the magic man and I'm feeling the magic.

-Terr Bear

By the imperium. One shall stand before the heretical races of this world and purge those that stand before the Emperor of Mankind.

Those who hear the whispers of the Warp will soon be cleansed with righteous fire and reincarnated to return under the watchful eyes of the Emperor. And he spectates over the golden throne with vigilance.

Blood of the Martyrs is the seed for the Imperium.

Die to serve the Emperor's will or suffer the consequence of the highest herecy.