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FIN FUNNELS RELEASED. I AM THE RED COMET. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING LALAH, AMURO RAY! IT WASN'T MY FAULT CHAR. PSYCHOFRAME ACTIVATE! THE AXIS SHOCK! THIS IS THE POTENTIAL OF NEWTYPES. I WON'T GIVE IN. FOOL! YOU CANNOT BEAT THE SAZABI! THE NU-GUNDAM WILL PREVAIL, YOU WILL NEVER WIN CHAR!

THIS GAME IS NOT DEAD YET. All we need is to rally up some people and play. Maybe Hi Rez will finally get back on this too instead of focusing too hard on how to stuff more god skins into chests. Smite's great. I play it all the time. Every time actually. But I want to shoot things without me getting ganked you know? So that's why tribes can't just up and die on me. Not today! Not tomorrow! Tribes must Ascend!

Planetary Annihilation is a charming game. So charming that in fact it gave me a blue screen! Let's list up some not-so-good things about this charming and all around family friendly game!

1. The AI is super brutal. Even on Normal. It jumps straight to building all the catalyst and powering the death star from hell and rains on each planet before coming to you so it builds tension that you're super ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

2. The units alone drop my framerate down to about 50 frames. Seriously, the enemy AI nuked all my units and I swear my 10 fps jumped back to 60.

3. Micro-Management at it's worst. What's great about this game is that is really pokes at your OCD side and gives you extra stress for how many units you need to manage and how many planets you need to multitask.

Great concept. I give it a 10/10.

But horrible execution of said concept. 0/10

Also the game had no hats. What the hell. I can't take Invictus seriously if he has no hats on.

In my opinion. Rogue is the hardest character to play. Added to the fact that you have a sick ass energy weapon and you can portal strike people you can't reach easily, you get chanced down by the cyber police which ADDS to the difficulty. I already have a problem with scorpions spraying poison everywhere and then the Cyber Police from Timecops comes in from future and ♥♥♥♥♥ you up with their loud police chatter. I imagine the rogue time travelling on the lamb trying to escape from the cops by jumping time periods but getting chased down time period to time period.

>Go into jungle.
>Aztecs start ambushing me.
>almosttododead.miff
>Say hi to Gandhi.
>Ganghi starts nuking me.
>hiroshimaisatitagain.docx
>Babylon wins by going into space.


Wonderful game. Very historically accurate.

Doesn't even have a story.

11/10.

>Start game.
>Walking around and ♥♥♥♥.
>Explosions happen.
>Fire happen.
>MFW no water.
>MFW water appears but does not put out the fire.

This is pure ♥♥♥♥. Where is my water, I'm thirsty here.

11/10

I am lord of the drones.

These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go down? Smack 'em with dosh and they go back up.

That's how a pimp works.

It's transformers. And Starcraft. and Gundam. And a little touch of battlion wars. What am I doing typing here? I need to go get my daily dose of airmech.

I think I killed my computer got killed when I activated orbital barrage. 10/10

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