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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:03pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:20pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:58pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:21am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:16am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:05am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:03pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:34pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:36am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:38am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:05am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:47am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:58am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:55pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:36am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:31pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:42am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:31am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:01pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:52am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:13am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 1:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:24pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:37am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:02am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:23am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:29am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:09pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:54am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:31am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:41am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:31am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:31am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:31pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:59am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:38am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 1:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:19pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:20am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:36am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:24am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:30am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:42am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:31pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:34am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:21am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:09am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:59am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:17am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:45am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:01am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:28am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:06am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:08pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:35am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:06am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:08pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:34am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:21pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:34am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:36am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:06am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:21am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:19am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:45am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:45am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:28am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:26am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:20am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:40am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:26am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:21am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:51am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:53am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 2:21pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:44am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 8:16am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:41pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:12am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:00am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:50am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:51am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:02am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:17am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:07pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:56am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:45am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:22am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:33pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:37pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:38pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:08am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:03pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:42am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:26am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:09am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:46am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:39pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:01am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:02am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:10pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:51pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:50am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:29pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:13am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:45am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:05am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 4:09am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:14pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:44pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:44pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:52am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:47pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:16pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:11pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:18am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 3:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 4:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:58am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:01am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:47am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:51am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:02am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:03am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:30pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:41pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:48pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:13am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:57am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:29am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:09am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:00am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:17am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:36am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:12am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:26am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:13am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:49pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:28pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:01am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:15am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:20am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May @ 1:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May @ 1:11pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 May @ 1:10pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:01am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 May @ 1:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:50pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:54am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:27am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:24am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:39pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:34pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:13am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:11am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:11am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:37am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:35am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:03am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:15am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:48am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:24pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:50pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:51pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:13am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:58am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:12am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:17am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:37am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:37am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:15am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:15am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:16pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:58am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:11pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:18am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 2:15am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:02am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:57am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:59pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:21pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 9:15am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 4:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:35am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:03pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:35am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:36am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:18am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:59am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:27pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:40pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:12am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:11pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:11pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:23am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 11:29am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:03am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:49pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:12am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:18am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:18am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:12pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:15am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:16am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:28am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:05pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May @ 11:40am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 4:39am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 5:01am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:29am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:16am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:41pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:03am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:48am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:08am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 12:04pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:19pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:59am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:44am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:12am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:17am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 3:11am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 9:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:17am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:49pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:35am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:18am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:18am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:01am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:03am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:15am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:37am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:28am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 12:31pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:54am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 9:03am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 11:28am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:19pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:42am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:15am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 1:08pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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