BurningKev
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9:22 PM - Redfire: At the risk of sounding like a Redditor; I have sex.

2:57 PM - Redfire: Let he who does not want to ♥♥♥♥ a dragon cast the first stone

2:43 PM - Clover: Omg, rn it just looks like woke jesus lol
2:43 PM - Clover: Blue hair and pronouns

12:30 AM - Jackalboi: DON'T DEEP-THROAT THE STRAW!

6:49 PM - Jackalboi: Oh we're eating ass?? Come here!

11:04 PM - Bri: Oh, so its liberal water!

7:01 PM - Jackalboi: Sketch is nicely tanned, like toast!

11:31 PM - SketchPride: Wednesday is not a weekend but... you meant what I knew...

7:23 PM - MoxiPaws: You've been cursed with feet!

10:28 PM - Redfire: im too drunk and high strung for that negativity

7:32 PM - Honk: Oh I can sail your ship, do you want me to sail your ship?
7:32 PM - Kev: (Only half paying attention) Sell my ship??? Don't sell my ship!!!

[Honk and I queueing Comp in Overwatch 2, just finished a game]
12:24 AM Honk: *accidentally hits the quick-play button* NO not Quick play!
12:24 AM Honk: *cancels queue and re-queues quick play*

5:05 AM Jackal: The autism I have for Eve of ruin is gut wrenching

8:12 PM Redfire: Wait is Kev the oldest..?
8:12 PM Kev: Yeah, I am.
8:12 PM Redfire: Oh man, I'm sorry

Funny Board

[2013]
Kevin: You get money from the money.

[2015?]

11:57 PM - zerobladez ㅇㅅㅇ: IM SO GAY

[2017?]

9:59 PM - Brianna! : I've had roleplays with more frames than this game.

9:19 PM - RedFire: I'm taking a huge risk here, my computer could catch the gay from this

[2019]

1:53 AM - Snax: Did you know Clint is a Pokemon?
1:53 AM - Snax: He's my geod-dude.

Zerobladez: What is Green Flame blade...?
Zerobladez: Oh never mind this is lame.

Zerobladez: Beep Beep, I'm your uber driver. And we are at your destination, which is DEATH!

[2020]

2:36 AM - Zerobladez : Did that mobile Blizzard game ever come out?
2:36 AM - Paradoksic : Nah, not yet.
2:36 AM - Zerobladez: Aww... 'Don't you guys have phones'
2:37 AM - Paradoksic: (Laughing) Did you buy a phone just for it?

5:05 AM - Duskismic: Oh no I cut my Kit-Kat longitudinal wise instead of vertical wise!!

[2021]

5:11 PM - Cheru: Is there another setting? Are you a one use appliance? ARE YOU A TOASTER??

11:30 PM - Wjhtiger: Wait.. I forgot, which one is heterosexual again?

3:49 PM - Noir: Shout out to docm77, gotta be one of my favorite genders

10:56 PM - Cooper: SO many things are coming out on the 11th! My Milk expires then, so does my salad... Warframe update is. Oh and I guess Skyrim does too.

[2022]

8:41 PM Cheru: [in a panic] SHORT PEOPLE CAN BE MURDERERS TOO

8:17 PM TkCooper: You ever think if we would nerf guns if we could?
8:18 PM TkCooper: The vikings must have been pissed when the guns got added, really ruined their meta.
8:19 PM TkCooper: That style came back a little bit when the tanks got added to the drop tables.
8:19 PM TkCooper: What meta of wars would you be interested in playing in?

4:45 AM TkCooper: Waiting for the sleep schedule rollover?
4:45 AM TkCooper: For when the server has more space
4:45 AM TkCooper: Since currently the slots are full of people from the other side of the world
4:45 AM TkCooper: Server resets when the moon runs a full cycle.

[2023]


11:46 PM - Cheru: I have to ask, is the burning in your name because your queer?
11:46 PM - Cheru: Because when you see a very flamboyant gay man, they are called a flamming homosexual

7:54:PM - Peyton: im drawing gay now because of this
7:54:PM - Peyton: im protesting with homosexual intentions

4:36 PM - Peyton: I have a doctors note saying I can't suck ♥♥♥♥!

8:53 PM - MoxiBunn: I cannot tell you how many times homicidal tried to autocorrect to homosexual
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TKCooper 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27pm 
Welcome to the Thieves' Guild
Axem 15 Jun, 2021 @ 11:36am 
+rep good nurse!
Khan 13 Apr, 2020 @ 4:05am 
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt
Mina 13 Jun, 2017 @ 4:02pm 
The law is a good source of protein.
However, it is high in saturated fats, trans fats, and just fat in general.
It's also loaded with potassium, calcium and iron.
It's known to cause heart problems if used as the primary food in any diet.
It causes cancer, and is addictive.
Don't eat the law.
Purplewolfies 2 Aug, 2015 @ 9:38pm 
11/10 would friend again
Purplewolfies 17 Apr, 2015 @ 11:36pm 
teh cutiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 10/10 would befriend again