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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
The Game looked very silly and indeed it is!
For all it may become after its out of Early Access the only thing i see currently is a few devs learning how to use a game engine.

Of course this is nothing but a standard farming simulator mixed with other elements
(Like, Hunting.)

Its just made really crappy and barely functions correctly most of the time.
(apparently there is also a forced epic games connection if you have the launcher which makes it worse. that it doesn't even use the unreal engine really good.)
After the tutorial most basic functions didn't work for me, like filling up a gas tank (even though the balance was there for it) but hey atleast it worked for my friends.
Honestly I didn't get the full experience of the game due to playing it with an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend who bought a Horse for 1.7K at an Auction on day 1. The money was lend from the bank aswell so he spent the rest of our 2.5K Budget.
In the end we've been bankrupting ourselves even more and more and stripping ourselves of our resources by killing our tutorial given Chickens and the newly acquired horse after encountering a bug which made it impossible to get off it for a while.

Now to conclude this: For a silly little game though it might be worth the money for a few hours of enjoyment, if the price goes down even further on sale to maybe 2-4 euros. (Bought it at 7.50 euros on sale)
If anyone actually bought it for the full price im truly sorry for your loss.
Posted 8 August. Last edited 3 September.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.1 hrs on record (25.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not played a lot, but enough to say its an astounding game with its flaws, suprised a dev team that made a bad open world zelda clone and some other less than good games managed to pull this off. Its alright, if we ignore all of the bugs and unpolished stuff that comes with an early access. its worth it. justt not if you want to play it via a server. then not yet maybe in a few weeks.

https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3146615548

Still recommend it because its hella fun. 8/10 would love to enslave more stuff.
Posted 22 January. Last edited 25 January.
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4 people found this review helpful
79.9 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I got swarmed by an beehive because an friend tried getting one onto the ship while i was away.
its really pure fun, if you play with friends or randoms which is honestly amazing because there were only a few games for me that were enjoyable with people i don't know, so its a no brainer to not buy this game.
I've spend lots of hours in this game already and will probably spend more with the coming updates and more mods that will be added to it.
(Examples of mods that make the game funny)
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3146660083 https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3093201572
So in conclusion:
I've gotten rehired atleast a dozen times so clearly the company likes me as much as i do this game. 10/10
Posted 28 November, 2023. Last edited 24 January.
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8 people found this review helpful
24.4 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
Dark souls 2 bad reputation makes sense but it is not as bad as many people think, sure this is certainly the easiest souls game in the series but its still good in my opinion, it was still much more of a pain to play than Dark souls 3 or 1.
The scenery in the beginning and overall was good it felt much more better than the other titles.
I felt too trusting of the NPCs which i didn't like- they felt more neutral and just untrusting in the other games.
The movement also just feels kind of like im playing on ice or something similiar, they feel washy.
The enemies felt harder to fight against and sometimes just plain unfair with unlimited staminia, but it felt like the enemies that group up just felt challenging instead of annoying.
Also the adaptability stat seems like a good concept but i hate it.
The Bosses felt underwhelming most of the time, they felt like minibosses but even the four old ones felt not really enjoyable to play against, one boss i found had a quite funny design even though his area was such a pain in the arse, Demon of the song look him up if you wanna spoil yourself.
The game has many flaws for example the sense of a loss of where to go, i've had to ask a friend or look up multiple times where to go in DS 1 or 3 i never needed that.
In general the flow of the game felt off in comparision to the other titles..
If you have patience with some *minor* areas that can be annoying for reasons that include effects like poison it still can be a game for you. Also the traps in this game you just can't see coming they feel just stupid most of the time.

Overall its still a fine game and if its on sale i would recommend to get it even with those bad things i said i still had a lot of fun!
Posted 20 October, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Well it has a unique artstyle and the trailer seemed quite nice so i bought it out of impulse. The gameplay is abhorrent and it felt like every move i did was delayed by 2 seconds, Enemies got boring real quickly because they don't have really any different patterns, designs look cool though. Nothing much to say about story because it didn't hook me and the gameplay didn't make up for anything. Every encounter felt too easy despite the input lag, the boss was too easy and just suddenly got another health bar- Well anyway, all in all just felt too boring to continue and the input lag + no real combos got me a bit frustrated.

Maybe i'll look into this game again when they put out some patches but for now, i'll refund because this is not worth the money for me.
Posted 18 October, 2023.
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21 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
37.9 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
This part is more of a rant about the game than actually an Review so Reader discretion advised
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So..... I wish i would know why i keep coming back to this dumpster fire of a game, maybe its nostalgia to a game that was slightly better however still garbage.
No matter you twist it, this game is just Overwatch 1 for free with as many possible ways to suck either all the time or money you have to get Heroes or cosmetics in this game.
5v5 is probably one of the worst decisions that the devs made, i liked having two tanks, someone like Wrecking ball was fun as an 2nd tank but not as the main tank... Or you know free role queue was fun with 2 more players in general most modes just feel not the same as with 2 less players. The new modes they put in are hit or miss i like the one with the robot, but multiple point capture is not fun especially since capture the point was never fun in OW for me atleast. It will always feel so unsatisfying to lose even though you've been standing on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point!
Also the battle pass, its alright most of the time, its just filled with random bs stuff no one would probably use except some of the skins, but the reputation system will never be the same without lootboxes, just add them back ffs you would probably even monetarily benefit from AB!
Now i don't really care about communities in games because there is just an easy way to avoid them if an dev put it in the game to disable text chat, but OW is different, i try to not play a pvp multiplayer games that much so i don't become a brain dead monkey like everyone else playing these kind of games. But i just can't stop looking in chat while playing OW because atleast 2/4th of the time i play the game i pity the tryhards that are too scared to play more comp.
The Cosmetics... some of the are kinda good most are trash and cost as much an good indie game, so like about 10 bucks maybe.
I just can't comprehend how an company that made good games once with good lead devs and went all 9 yards just to now be another greedy studio that got bought by microsoft to turn their crappy games into even more crappy games but just on game pass!
Also I know the VA for Cassidy had some drama but ffs stick with the name of the character McCree sounded so much better and fit him!
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Alright rant over now to the semi serious part of the review

Just don't ever install this waste of space onto your drive and also do yourself a favour... Do not treat companies as Persons ever! Every Pokemon fan is doing an mistake blinded by Nostalgia! STOP BUYING THE SAME GAME TWICE DAMNIT GAMEFREAK JUST GETS WORSE WITH THEIR PRACTICES EVERY GENERATION!

Never think about playing this just start investing more of your time and possibly money into indie games or if you do get AAA games, try to get them as a key digital (Through 2nd hand if you are preferring Physical.) orrr through non legal means which i will not go into further.
Posted 29 September, 2023. Last edited 19 October, 2023.
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26 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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11.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game got me a sore throat and a lot of fun with the homies so good game.
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3001352908

PS: I got stuck a few times with the Monsters, a bit buggy but nothing to write home about.
9/10 More funny black spaghetti monsters please~
Posted 6 July, 2023. Last edited 8 July, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.4 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
This game was a different kind of experience, I was completly in awe at how this game uses VR. It was my first VR game and i do not regret getting a VR headset for singleplayer VR games. Completing the Levels and doing them over and over again was fun, frustrating and challenging but certainly spectacular to play.
Posted 1 July, 2023.
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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
67.8 hrs on record (36.8 hrs at review time)
Good game i just hate the characters
Posted 19 June, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
12.9 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Loved playing every second of this and im already hyped for 1.0.0 its a perfect combination between Risk of Rain 2, Doom (or anything similar to it), and Borderlands.
Posted 4 June, 2023.
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