Stair Dodger
Real Human Bean   Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States
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Level 5
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I think it's time for you to know the truth, Leon.
My real name is Christopher Redfield Kennedy. I'm yours and Claire's son from the future. Or at least I was, until something happened to screw up the timeline.
The virus outbreak was supposed to end here at Raccoon City, and you and Claire were supposed to conceive me TONIGHT.
Before my timeline suddenly ended, I got into an Umbrella time machine and made my way back here. Chronal turbulence made me go back a couple of years further than I was supposed to. Had to implant false memories into mom and made her believe I was her older brother. Also managed to finesse my way into a position into the RPD.
I tried to stop this before it could happen but now there's no other choice. This specific night is the fork between two timelines. This alternate timeline....I only saw glimpses, but it was terrifying.
You either have sex with Claire and have me, or mankind as we know it will become extinct.
I don't have much time left. Even now I can feel myself fading away.
Mom's already sedated in a safe house, now it's all up to you.
Listen, dad. The whole world is at stake, and I only really need just your genetic sample.
So you can either come with me.
Or I'm going to make you come.
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Lethal Company
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The Bye Bye Man destroyed me while I was trying to leave with 50$ worth of scrap in both hands and ass pocket and then my corporate overlords evicted me mid flight back. Would recommend to those good with stress/wanting to play something similar to Phasmophobia while also drastically different.
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(Gotta Blast!)
Into Qatar,
Alla-hu Ackbar,
Rides an Imam with a knack for explosives.

With a super-powered mine
And a cubic holy shrine,
He engulfs the day
in sure destruction

This is the theme song
of Jihadi Usman.
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