+rep great leader

I wish to meet this guy, great man and great guy to have a conversation with

As I grieved for my digesting son I felt a ripping sensation than I looked up to see Ivory, the ivory of George Washington's teeth. As George Washington began to chew me, I saw it emerge from his throat it was the ghost of former Conservative Prime Minister and ultimate bachelor Edward Heath! As I bowed down to Heath he entered me through the nostrils, I than became the slightly eyebrowless but still amazingly awesome Edward Heath. Than I escaped and was in a pair of dark trousers filled with pink marshmallows and as I bounced on their bounciness I saw something familiar it was my so, the one who was inside me my Olive! As we came together we hugged as the pants around us exploded from a gastronomic fart. I made it, my son did not. : (