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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
張貼於 2017 年 4 月 29 日。
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Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they've built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I'm sayin don't put me in a morgue you know what I'm about. ♥♥♥♥. Anyway I couldn't eat any ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended. I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ more than your wife thinks about throwing away her ring. I eat so much ♥♥♥♥♥ that Leonardo DiCaprio's about to do a documentary about ♥♥♥♥♥ disappearing across the globe at an alarming rate because I ate it all. I visited Japan back in the 80's and they invented pac-man after they saw me eating ♥♥♥♥♥ up and down the street. Then I got some revealing emails from this pod of dolphins and I stopped visiting Japan after that. Long story short I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than the incinerator at a PETA kill shelter and your game made my ♥♥♥♥ softer than a white dude's prison sentence.

10/10 great game
張貼於 2017 年 4 月 10 日。
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