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༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ノ☂ ɪᴛs ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ sᴀʟᴛ! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ☂
<) )> When your ready
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(•_•)
\( (/ Come and get it
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(L _/ / \ \
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~ \ \suck my ♥♥♥♥ dude
⊂_ヽ
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\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
⌒ヽ
/ へ\
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レ ノ ヽ_つ
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( (ヽ
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`ノ ) Lノ
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Watcha gunna do bout' it ?
A) Give him a blowjob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
B) Welcome him in and offer him crystal meth
C) Murder him
D) Let him brutally rape you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
E) Tell him that you have Ebola
F) Call da Police!
G) Run and scream like a little ♥♥♥♥♥
H) Give him an orgasmic butt slap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)