Recent reviews by Xenorax

You can pet the Vac Bot.

I would die for the Vac Bot.

EDIT: Just found Burger Flipper and have now devoted my playtime to it instead of Selaco.

Xenorax is Dumbass
Game is Fun

Game is great fun to play if you like excommunicating those who are against Super Earth from the mortal plane with a 500KG Bomb..

Edit: SNOY Backed down and they won't be going forward with the PSN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Good job soldiers.

So far the game is a blast with friends and I genuinely don't understand all the hate the game is getting. It plays wonderfully and yeah, sure, there's a grind, but it's not THAT bad. Just hunt everything you see or fish. It's more of a long-term game, so being able to level up super quick would kind of suck the fun out of it, don't you think?

The game truly shines when it comes to testing your friendships. What's that? You're with your friends in a spooky station and they see a spider? Best leave all but one person to fend for themselves.

Oh no, you've died? No worries, the afterlife often has your recently deceased crewmates, so you'll not be alone while you watch the one guy on the ship call for his friends and go looking for them, all the while they're dead thanks to some Eldritch Horror.

From making all the fun modes competitive only to removing trading beginning in December, I really don't recommend this game anymore. Not that it matters though because hell, you can't even buy it here anymore. Why not just use this page as a message board?

How's the weather there? You doing okay?

Have you ever been running from hordes of neon nightmares who only want to vivisect you and do whatever in God's name they want to do with your corpse? Neither have I, but I'm sure that'd suck. Get To The Orange Door is a wall-running, adrenaline-pumping, synth-pumping FPS Rogue-lite where the fighting never stops. Have you ever wanted to slide into your own conveniently placed C4 and detonate it, launching you sky high so you can perform a double backflip while shooting things in the head with a bolt action rifle? This is the game for you.

(Might update review later, began coughing and ran out of steam, perhaps more GTTOD might help)

I boned my lab!

..Wait

The game is fantastic and really scratches that "Man, I wish Portal had guns" itch. Currently the servers are being hammered by incoming players though, so expect some wait times.

Though, my only issue is that their servers like to boot me at random, so I get to wait another 30 minutes or 2 hours or whatever to play their game again. That irks me just a bit.

Fun game, incredibly toxic community.