I have no idea how you got here




Trolls: https://i.imgur.com/VjX8Z6Y.jpg
China: https://i.imgur.com/S7tZjdz.jpg

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
It was a trip down memory lane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOu1q-lCCs


<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
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<studdud> what the ♥♥♥♥ is wtf
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<h|tler> HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pilot's license
< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here"
< Alkivar> no ticket
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<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell
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<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
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<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
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<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your ♥♥♥♥ up their ass
<ckx> and they get all ♥♥♥♥♥♥
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"
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<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
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<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
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<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(
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