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Parsley
is gharsley.
-- Ogden Nash
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It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice
Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were
made of ice.
(Sourcery)
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Abstainer, n.:
A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a
pleasure.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!!
(George and Ringo miffed.)
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Any program which runs right is obsolete.
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"World conquerors sometimes become fools, but fools never become world
conquerors."
-- "The Outer Limits: The Invisibles"
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Did you know the University of Iowa closed down after someone stole the book?
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Ye've also got to remember that ... respectable people do the most astonishin'
things to preserve their respectability. Thank God I'm not respectable.
-- Ruthven Campbell Todd
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