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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2023 a las 11:35 p. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 1:39 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 10:57 p. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 4:06 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 12:03 a. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 10:38 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 1:39 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 6:35 a. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 8:03 a. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 10:49 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 4:26 p. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 9:17 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 11:34 p. m.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 1:47 p. m.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 12:28 p. m.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 10:16 a. m.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 10:59 a. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 9:33 p. m.

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 4:49 a. m.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 11:37 a. m.

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 9:36 a. m.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Se desbloqueó el 16 AGO 2023 a las 12:10 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 4:57 p. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 8:56 a. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 5:10 a. m.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 2:06 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2023 a las 11:38 p. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 4:22 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 9:08 p. m.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 10:55 a. m.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 9:03 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 9:31 p. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 11:19 p. m.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 4:29 p. m.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 4:29 p. m.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 4:29 p. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2023 a las 11:42 p. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 10:58 p. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Se desbloqueó el 24 AGO 2023 a las 1:27 p. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 10:57 p. m.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 4:05 a. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 8:47 p. m.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 11:12 a. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2023 a las 11:38 p. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 4:12 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 1:42 a. m.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 1:42 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2023 a las 11:31 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 12:07 a. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Se desbloqueó el 26 JUL 2023 a las 11:26 p. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 1:51 a. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 4:43 a. m.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 2:02 a. m.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Se desbloqueó el 17 MAR a las 1:03 p. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 10:53 p. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 9:13 p. m.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 1:43 a. m.

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 3:40 p. m.

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 11:34 a. m.

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 5:29 a. m.

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Se desbloqueó el 27 JUL 2023 a las 1:54 a. m.

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Se desbloqueó el 11 SEP 2023 a las 2:26 p. m.

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 12:19 p. m.

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 3:46 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Se desbloqueó el 17 AGO 2023 a las 4:29 p. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 4:06 p. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 5:02 p. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Se desbloqueó el 29 AGO 2023 a las 1:50 p. m.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Se desbloqueó el 16 SEP 2023 a las 5:22 p. m.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Se desbloqueó el 16 SEP 2023 a las 6:45 p. m.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Se desbloqueó el 16 SEP 2023 a las 6:45 p. m.

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 3:32 p. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 3:07 p. m.

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 4:32 p. m.

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 5:34 p. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Se desbloqueó el 28 AGO 2023 a las 5:40 p. m.

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Se desbloqueó el 29 AGO 2023 a las 1:48 p. m.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Se desbloqueó el 29 AGO 2023 a las 2:00 p. m.

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Se desbloqueó el 29 AGO 2023 a las 1:12 p. m.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Se desbloqueó el 15 AGO 2023 a las 9:13 p. m.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Se desbloqueó el 19 AGO 2023 a las 6:08 a. m.



CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,050 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30
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