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general chicken eggwoh

excuse me sir or ma’am but I couldnt help but notice.. are you a “boy”? A “male?” A “member of the finer sex?” Not that it matters too much, but it’s just so rare to see a guy around here! I don’t mind, no—quite to the contrary! It’s so refreshing to see a guy online, to the point where I’m always telling all my friends “I really wish guys were better represented on the internet. And here you are! I dont mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, Id love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. Im sure you’re an incredibly interesting guy—though I see you as just a person, really—and I think we could have lots to teach each other. Ive always wanted the chance to talk to a handsome guy—so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don’t have to be shy about it, because you’re hot anyways. Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, king!

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Hey king i saw your tweet about how women are trash and i just wanted to let you know that i agree. Although i myself am a woman, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “One of the good ones” as some may say. Btw i never even noticed how fat your balls are til now but they’re awesome