I have dozens of monitors, all playing every episode of both seasons of K-On at the same time. I keep this setup going all of the time, night and day, on repeat. No matter the time, I come back to my monitors periodically for my fix of moe. I still hope, vainly, selfishly, that I can recapture the magic of the first time I watched K-On. But we both know that will never happen. So let me tell you how I came to be this way.
I started a sweet summer child with but a single monitor, repeating a playlist of the series ad infinitum. For a time, this was good. But I became more and more desensitized to the moe as time passed. I began to add new monitors whenever I could. I would salvage them from the dumpsters behind the local Radio Shacks and Best Buys. I was arrested once. After that, I stopped dumpster diving for monitors. The risk of being labelled a repeat offender was too great.

But that's all in the past. I've slowed down considerably in recent years. Maybe it's because I've become comfortably numb in my haze of strawberry cake and tea. Or maybe I was this pitiful from the start, but just didn't realize it. When the time does come that I don't feel the moe quite as strongly, I use what little amount of my paycheck hasn't already been spent on K-On merchandise to buy another monitor. It's never enough, though. I know it never will be. My thirst for more K-On is too great to be sated by only watching more of the same thing. But what can I do but tread on, undeterred, euphoric in my neverending after-school tea time? Moe is a vicious cycle. K-On College when?