Office is my 9-5
Blorgus Dorkus   Minnesota, United States
Level
54
Years of Service
350 XP
 
 
"I've got a reason to trash talk, I'm the best and you're the worst" - Blorgus Dorkus 7/17/24

If you ain't zynnin', then you ain't winnin'

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Evil Burgers Gaming
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OFFICE
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In-Game
Dungeon Defenders II
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Tappy Gilmore
Offline
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サムライウルフ産業
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Counter-Strike 2
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Global Sentinel
500 XP
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Comments
Schizophrenic Office Worker 17 Nov @ 3:57pm 
+rep, would take his shift any day if he needed a day off
120lb alcoholic 15 Nov @ 2:50pm 
-rep angry woman
holograma 2 Nov @ 8:28pm 
bro is playing from prison, was askin me to have sex with him
FredPlaysPoker1999 25 Oct @ 10:14pm 
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!!
Trigger Warning
I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.

This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.
FredPlaysPoker1999 24 Oct @ 5:15pm 
Nuke is my 7-7
كKevin Fart 16 Oct @ 3:15pm 
get a job:steamhappy: