Put a key in an electrical outlet to turn the power on or off, any key will work.
Put sugar in your gas tank to gain horse power.
Why you have a bloody nose, use dust to stop the bleeding.
Use wax to clean your shotgun bore.
Mix bleech and ammonia for extra cleaning effect.
Put lemon juice in your water, put it in your milk for the same effect.
Fry bacon without your clothes on so you don't make them stink.
Use needle nose pliers to pick your nose, for accuracy.

Intellimouse 3.0 500hz rawinput 1 3.46sens
BenQ xl2411z 120hz
Das Keyboard Ultimate
Razer Goliathus (Puretrak is better imo)