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I like vroom vroom, is good!

I like vroom vroom car going vroom vroom in fancy circle, very good!

If this was free then it would have made for the best birthday present ever

It's still great

Thing go in place, line go poof. I like

Mazes🅱️in crashed into my teammate and took him out of the race.
I don't even

EA bad <:(

You hit things, things go boom, Very cool. I like.

I can now flex about owning an actual McLaren. 10/10 DLC. Thanks Psyonix for making me really kewl!

This game is a love hate and hate relationship.
It's the purest form of hate. Satan is nothing compared to this game. The only god is PUBG RNG.
You can will get shot from the other side of the universe and not know where the shot came from.
You can will get stuck between 2 Teams (Or people, but i recommend Duo or Squads if you have any friends (If you don't then look around on Tinder maybe you can find some friends there ;) )) and get destroyed.
You can will get bad loot, but somehow make it into top 10.
You can will get good loot and die in the first 5 minutes.
You can will find people who are clueless and will stand still while you shoot them.
You can get 2nd place every time (Like, every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time i survive longer than 5 minutes)
You can't get 1st place
You can get 2nd place (Like, seriously)
You can get any other place except 1st.
You can will have an urge to smack your head against the wall until you pass out.
You can will die.
You can't live long enough to get 1st place.
Your bullets can turn into nerf darts mid flight.
You take 900% increased damage from all sources unlike everyone else. Also you can have a heart attack IRL.
Only for you and your teammates your accuracy is the same as a Silver 1 player shooting the m249 in CS:GO (Or Haitham (Inside joke)). The enemies have the accuracy of Robin Hood if he had a bionic arm, 90x zoom and a weapon with projectiles that break the universe when fired.
It will make you suicidal (Credit to one lovely person who knows it's him :) )
You will wish that the game never existed.
You will want to cry yourself to sleep because you didn't get 1st place.
Enemy bullets will bend time and space and hit you as if your hitbox is 3 seconds behind you (Spoilet alert, it is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake if you're getting shot)
Enemies apparently have infinite meds and no hitbox.
They have a thing called RNG on their side.
They have a better position than you even if you think you have the best one.
They can only be killed by Shroud.

Yeah, i guess it's the impossible game converted to Battle royale. I Guess i like hate it.
Hi mom, hi dad. Hope you liked my review. Can i buy 984 Gamescom crates now? I believe they will go up in price. Trust me please, i'll buy you a new house later. Scratch that, please kill me.

Forgot to mention that the rest of the players will somehow still gang up against you accidentally and then you will get Uranus destroyed from all 83 Directions.
You will always get trapped between 2 teams. Even if you're at the edge of the zone someone will still somehow be behind you.

Do you like meeting stupid people?
Do you like being a complete noob when you start playing a game?
Do you like to get killed over and over until you get good?
Do you like booty?
Do you like small boobs?
Do you like people who don't know what a mic is?
Do you like Ubisoft? (You won't like Ubisoft after you play the game if you even liked Ubisoft)

If the majority of the answers are yes then congratulations! You will enjoy Rainbow Six Siege!

Be prepared to get kicked if your ping is not 5<
Be ready to get called a noob.
Be ready to face people with 3k hours in the game.
Be ready to search for cameras.
Be ready to get killed using some wizard bullets who can bend and follow targets by their own will.
Be ready to see ''not accurate'' killcams.

I rate 10/10


BTW Let's be honest who doesn't like blowing up walls and ceilings, shooting people through the smoke with a infared sniper scope, playing as Russian operators, blaming your teammates and blowing reinforced walls and ceilings up? And of course who doesn't like blowing even more things up? And rushing in like it's COD?