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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 3:40pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 3:14pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 3:18pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 3:20pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 7:31am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 7:37am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:44am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 10:47am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 11:02am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2017 @ 3:44pm



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet