My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.
My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesnt hurt, except when i try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a burlap sack filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy" and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes hersneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johansen said that every time this message is posted, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up to space that that the angels can hear them better.

Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Mabey one day, I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

I try to be happy, but its hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish i could hold a kitty. I wish i could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds int he leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Billy "Smiles" Evans