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98.9 hrs on record (36.5 hrs at review time)
While I'm saddened the PSN issue nearly happened in the first place, i'm glad it was resolved fairly quickly.

Never forget that it was Sony's doing though, and it was through our combined efforts that we made them walk it back.

Besides that, absolutely amazing game, a blast to play through and pretty much every moment is full of action.
Posted 6 May.
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13.6 hrs on record
I wasn't sure what to expect from this game. I won't say I comprehended a lot of the lore as it were, but it is a very competently put together game that's heavy on the A E S T H E T I C and Vaporwave themes and it does them all very well.

It sadly slogged a bit at the end, things got a bit confusing for me and I easily got turned around more than once, but it wasn't so bad that I stopped having fun. The music is definitely on point as well if you enjoy Vaporwave and the like.

For it's price point i'd absolutely reccommend it to anyone that likes a goofy walking sim/ linear adventure game.
Posted 10 January, 2023.
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70.5 hrs on record (70.1 hrs at review time)
12/10 would handle big hefty thick packages again
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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0.6 hrs on record
Secret word: Gifted

I'll admit, dunno what to make of this game. But, it was certainly not what I expected. Threw some interesting questions at me, even got a few laughs out of me as well. Might be trying a little too hard with the scary noises, but it is still certainly worth your time.
Posted 2 July, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
66.2 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
One of the books you can have is Moby ♥♥♥♥, which you can in fact, read in it's entirety.

I guess if you're gonna have to wait 400 days, you'll need a real doorstopper or two.
Posted 17 March, 2020.
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4.1 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's a very fun game, if you really really like arcade and carnival games, this is for you. Despite what the concept alone might make you think, Most of the arcade games are sound, and actually LESS rigged than in real life. You're not guaranteed to win something every time, but when you play most of the arcade games, you get the feeling there's a fair chance you'll at least walk away with some tickets or even a nice plush prize. In the bigger arcade there's even laser tag and Go Karting, both of which are fairly fun to do. Not to mention there are other various activities to do as well: Launch fireworks off into the sky, buy lottery tickets, buy food and drink to eat (nothing too special there though), and even sell whatever you can carry in your pockets at the pawn shop, prizes from the arcades included. Hell, you can even have a paper route to make some extra cash.

You can buy a bus pass and take the bus around the island, or drive the golf cart around (Just make sure you buy fuel at the gas station, and watch the tank.)

From what i can tell, you can also decorate your home and room to a degree. I've placed things all over the place, saved and quit the game, came back ,and it was all were I left them.

However, i have one rather glaring issue: the claw games. When you grab something, the phsyics start kicking in, and the jerkiness of the claw will end up throwing out whatever you may have gotten before it can be put in the prize drop, and for me, this happened A LOT. It made them all rather frustrating, especially the Dude, Where's my Cow game. If the dev can get that fixed up-and I really, REALLY hope to see some pinball machines when they do- This game will be a absolute total blast for anyone who really loves themselves some old fashioned Arcade games.
Posted 2 January, 2020. Last edited 2 January, 2020.
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0.2 hrs on record
Not quite what I expected, didn't think it would be a absolute meme fest, but for the price I paid for it, it was actually rather entertaining, even if things got a bit clustered on the screen sometimes.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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12.6 hrs on record
Kingdom of Loathing funknee jokes but animated. Good times.
Posted 26 November, 2017.
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69 people found this review helpful
44 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
9/10 Not enough Uncle Boris.
Posted 2 August, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
62.8 hrs on record (33.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Miscreated is a pretty nice take on the whole 'post-apocalypse world that we made' speel. Some company started buying up everything and marketing it to the point they controlled the world in some Captitalists wet dream. They Made some drug that started mutating people and made things worse. There's probably more story but i'm too much of a lazy gamer to remember.

As for the mechanics, it's all pretty stable. Gunshots get my heartrate going, exploring is always fun, getting shot at by some 9 year old with a shotgun makes me mad. All the staples of a good multiplayer game.

The base building needs some work and tweaking for the recipes and placement issues, and the graphics DEFINITELY need optimizing. Either that or my laptop just isn't good enough, but I doubt that. And don't get me started on driving.

TLDR good game so far: stable enough, fun to explore, a squeaker will shoot you in the face eventually. 8/10 IGN
Posted 6 May, 2016.
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