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why tf is beowulf in a titty game

Since when did Candy Crush get a nude patch?

I got given this game by a very close friend and I have to say, it was a lot of fun while it lasted.

The game itself only took me two days to complete, but the gameplay was rather fun, too. The steath mechanic is slightly broken in the fact that (most) enemies will not see you unless you are two feet in front of them, but I adore the silent take-down aspect of the system. It's oddly satisfying to ram a broken pipe into a Nazi's neck and watch him fall helplessly.

Although the game is very punishing if you mess up in stealthy situations, allowing the Commanders to see you and instantly raise the alarm if they're not dealt with as the first priority. There are also plenty of opportunities to run out onto the battlefield guns blazing. Despite it not being a very wise decision...

The (somewhat) vast enemies make the gameplay more interesting in the fact that you have to time and plan out attacks very precisely in advance. (The zombies dragged on too long in my opinion...) This can lead to one of two things: Executing the plan precisely. Killing everything in sight without being detected (with the exception of noisily killing Super Soldiers), or the other way. Getting halfway through the plan, getting spotted and having to restart to the last checkpoint before the entire Nazi empire turns and guns you down.

All in all, it was a very enjoyable game to play. It was the only Wolfenstein game I've played, so I cannot give my comparison to other games in the franchise, but I will say that I highly recommend this game to anyone looking for a fun game to play in their spare time to feel like a badass. I mean, what other game franchise allows you to take down an entire Nazi regime with just a pipe?

Although it can get very repetitive if played enough, Killing Floor 2 has enough unique perks, weapons, and characters to choose from to keep you entertained for hours at a time.

There are 10 perks in the game to choose from. Each having their own gameplay style and set of weapons. Every perk also has a certain way to kill Zeds and level up. Such as Commando: Killing Stalkers and dealing Commando weapons damage. The top level for a perk is 25. It is mandatory to choose a perk, but there is no limit to a team. Meaning there can be several Commandos, Swats, or whatever perk people decide to take. There is no "easy" way to play a perk, but after some time you can create strategies to accumulate the most amount of money and XP for said perk.

The characters, in my personal opinion, are one of the best parts of the game. Having characters ranging from as far as Australia and being able to see their background and lifestyle before the outbreak. As well as the mountains of cosmetics and physical character customisations you can apply. They each have specific voicelines, and sometimes even interact with each other. One character may ask if eveyone's ammo/health is stocked, on occasion a character will reply with something such as: "I'm good!" Taunting Zeds is also a prime example of showing the character's personality and the type of person they are portrayed as. Certain voicelines can also occur if you pick up, buy or get enough kills with a certain weapon.

The Zeds are equally as entertaining to observe. Ranging from the common Clot, to the annoyingly strong Scrake. These enemies also have special abilities and attacks. Like the Clots being able to grab and hold you, despite not having much health or pose much of a real threat. Or the Siren being able to destroy oncoming grenades and projectiles with her scream. Making life for your squad a lot harder. But all of these Zeds have weak points. Most of the failed test experiment's weak point is the head. Unlike the Fleshpound, which has to be targeted by explosives as bullets bounce right off of him.

All in all, the game is very enjoyable to play with friends, join an online game, or even play solo. And if you get bored, you can always either crank up the difficulty or change to an unfamiliar perk. It may get repetitive, but it's always a game that's made better with challenging gameplay, a wide variety of enemies, and a good group of friends to play it with. I would definitely recommend this game to any FPS player looking for a challenge. Absolutely worth the money.

A funny and enjoyable puzzle game. That is all.

1) Wasted money on skins. Check.
2) Blame lag for bad aim and lack of skill. Check.
3) Get distracted by skins and die, letting the team down. Check.

This game is sexist. Everything tries to kill the female and nothing else.

I'm only just getting into the retro Doom games and this one is absolutely amazing! Even though i'm pretty sure it's a re-make of Doom 2 and crashes sometimes i just downloaded ZDoom and that fixed it! There is so much to explore and so many unique enemies and weapons! So in conclusion i would definately recommend this game if you're into FPS and need a bit of a challenge! :D