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-Вот как? И вы думаете, я этому поверю, салага? Вот она правда: вы допустили потерю дорогостоящего обмундирования. Его стоимость будет вычтена из вашего жалованья, и вы будете служить, пока вам не исполнится пятьсот десять лет, потому что вам понадобится именно столько лет, чтобы оплатить комплект Силовой боевой брони модель II, который вы потеряли! Доложите об этом в арсенале, получите новый комплект, а потом вернитесь и доложите мне, рядовой! Свободны!

220/10

best hitman in the all time

ВСКРЫВАЕМСЯ!!!

Linux user? You're not welcome here.
Thanks for the spyware

On the 1st day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
this broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
2 years in jail
and a broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
and a broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
4 panicked robbers,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
and a broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill. Which I hate.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
5 bullets left,
4 panicked robbers,
3 tires shot,
2 years in jail
I hate this broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left.
4 panicked robbers.
Come on, 3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
♥♥♥♥ this broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo bag.
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
♥♥♥♥, 3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
And thi-this broke ♥♥♥♥—PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ DRILL! Fo’ serious!

On the 8th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
3 tires shot.
2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years in jail.
♥♥♥♥ this broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill! raging

On the 9th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
3 tires shot.
2 years in jail.
I came the ♥♥♥♥ with this broke ♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill! I mean seriously?

On the 10th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
10 seconds response time.
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left.
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
AWAAAWAAAAH.
2 years in jail.
YOU KNOW, ♥♥♥♥ THIS! ♥♥♥♥ THIS DRILL! ♥♥♥♥ YOU!!! ♥♥♥♥ THIS FOR!!!

On the 11th day of Christmas, Payday gave to-awww ♥♥♥♥!
11 doors to lockpick.
10 seconds response time.
9 hostages fleeing.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!
4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
screams
2 years in jail.
crying

On the 12th day of Christmas, Payday gave to me,
12 bags of coke.
11 doors to lockpick.
10 seconds response time.
All hostages gone.
8 SWATs rapelling.
7 tasers buzzing.
6 dozers charging.
5 bullets left. I’m out of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ammo!
WHEREE’S THE GEETAWAAAY?!.
crashing
AND A BROKE ♥♥♥♥ PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ DRILL!
♥♥♥♥ MY L-I-I-F-E-E-E!?

Where's the money, Lebowski?