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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 8:39am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 4:34pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 4:26pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 7:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 4:19pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 7:19pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:02pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 12:15pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 7:49am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:32pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 10:40am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:15pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 7:51pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 5:58pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2014 @ 4:30pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:02pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 5:14am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:01pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2014 @ 3:08pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 8:16am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 8:11am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 3:45pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2014 @ 2:16pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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