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Recent reviews by Kill Jester

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0.4 hrs on record
We got the milk.
Posted 17 July, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
36.1 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
This game has been out nearly year and it still feels like its in Beta; Updates are painfully slow and take months to push for reasons beyond me. I cant help but feel they became aware of the "Vicky 3 When?" meme meant they had a market to sell to and slapped this together as fast as possible to capitalise.
Feel ripped off for buying at full price; Come back in 2 or 3 years when they actually add content if they don't pull an Imperium and just abandon the game.
Posted 5 April, 2023. Last edited 5 April, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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1,403.9 hrs on record (901.5 hrs at review time)
Any game where i can harvest the organs of my enemies before killing them for their meat and making clothing from their skin is a easy sell in my book.
Posted 14 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Played Crisis in the Kremlin for hours and had no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what i was doing, played this and kind of know what im doing 10/10 liking the improvements boys <3
Posted 18 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
247.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Cured my Autism by giving me more of it, 10/10.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
1,799.4 hrs on record (639.8 hrs at review time)
Stellaris in one of the best 4X games i've ever played boasting a huge amount of customisation for your chosen civilisation & how you go about uniting/dominating/conquering/enslaving/assimilating/eating the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Galaxy.

It saddens me that the last 2 major overhauls which brought a whole new and tactical map and a more engaging building and economy system along with many other needed improvements have caused the some of the community to ♥♥♥♥♥ so incessantly about how its got harder to play or how the games ruined because hyperlanes are now the only method of travel (in the early game anyway).

Great game 10/10 would happily commit galactic genocide again.
Posted 24 February, 2019. Last edited 24 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Its short, sweet and gets the point across, Cant argue with that especially for free.
Posted 20 November, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
77.4 hrs on record (72.1 hrs at review time)
Vicky 3 When???
Posted 21 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
988.8 hrs on record (529.1 hrs at review time)
It's alright.
Posted 29 November, 2015.
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