cant believe this guy, I work a job shining shoes at the local mall, and this guy, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy, has me shine his ComfyCush Era Vans Shoes every single day. You would think a man with immaculate taste like that would be a pretty cool fella, but he is my closest brush to true evil. He spits in my face and calls a shoeless hack every day, and after so many years of hearing the awful insults he slings my way, I'm slowly beginning to accept what he says as truth. I don't know how much longer I can keep shining this mans shoes to make a living, how many more rock bottoms I can withstand. The other day he brought in a pair of black slip on vans, they had the new shoe smell and everything, had me shine them, then overpowered me and used my own hands to strike the match that set them ablaze. I lay awake many nights unable to sleep, wondering what compels a man to such evils, such depths of depravity. Whatever you do, do not trust this guy, with your shoes or otherwise.

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I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

Hail be'th to the man who is the Sicilian Sizzler, Lord hear his mighty name.

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PRANFVCET-NO ZORAK. MURRY KRUSIMAUS

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PRANCETROOO- STOP IT MOLTAR. MURRY KURISMASUS.