This subreddit doesn’t allow users to upload images as comments, so please imagine a two-panel comic starring the Heavy from the 2007 first-person shooter game Team Fortress 2. In the first panel, which has a blank white background, he is giving the camera a thumbs-up, smiling amicably. Behind him is a desk with a powered-off laptop resting on its surface. The caption above him reads, “1) Open Reddit”, implying that he is about to log on to social media. In the second panel, captioned “2)”, the background is now black, the sheer intensity of its darkness somehow casting shadows onto Heavy’s back. The Russian man is now staring into a monitor, the contents of his social media jaunt unseen to the viewer, for better or for worse. It is likely that this is for the better, however, as Heavy’s blank eyes and relaxed jaw imply that his consciousness is no longer present even though his body persists.

Get it T W I S T E D

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sir, I have got to hand it to you. You have successfully ratioed me on a social media network made for sharing private or public images and videos with captions to friends, family and/or fans in general called Instagram. I deeply regret my decision for using the 🤓 emoji on a reply directed towards you and I would like to take it back, but, for the sake of the banter, I won't delete it. Thank you for reading this far mister, I hope you can forgive me. Also, pardon me for being so gender assuming but you and I both know that the female gender is just a myth.

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