Hey f_a_ggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ### pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any #####? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; #### was SO cash). You are all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my #####

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I find it funny how I leave a comment calling you out on your hours and then they instantly drop by almost a full hour. Not trying to put you down or anything, I'm genuinely happy that you are making a positive change in your life. It is kind of funny that my comment would have such a strong effect on you instantly, I mean I guess it makes sense since you look up to me. I at least deserve partial credit for this, you can remember July 6th as the day you turned your life around (or rather I turned your life around lol). You wouldn't know this but in the real world there's no !r, so watch out. Whatever happens, happens. See you at the top, kid.