Born in the sky, young Masky descended from heaven only to kill both Hitler and Osama BIn Laden. He met with Satan and God at the same time when they crafted for him a golden mask made of King Midas' foreskin, infused with the magic from Nicholas Cage's hit movie Face-Off. After meeting with The Hugest man in the universe (Of whom was also Kawaii af) he thumbwrestled JonTron and ate a burrito at the same time. Through his exploits, Masky ate a volcano and sharted ashes; naming himself Carbonfarticles. He also won America from the French and Spaniards, knighting him from the Queen, and gifting him excalibur. He shook hands with the most interesting man in the world, after eating part of the Nyan Cat, as par with Dos Equis Y Uno; a name gifted to him due to the meeting. Through his exploits within the universe of The Walking Dead, after becoming buddies with Lee Everett, he met with Larry and made the all-powerful Shrek bum-raep him whilst Larry uttered his final words, "I have Charisma coming out of my ass," in which Masky adopted in his own self; his ass charisma. Finally, he was told by Jesus himself to play DayZ and create the Govno army, leading it to victory with his manly muscles, quick wittedness, and low moral standards.

Also, yes, I'm the guy who made the first EVER review of The Guild 3.

Worship me.