Ostatnie recenzje napisane przez użytkownika Barlakopofai

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks ass.

It controls like ass. It has that same "Skyrim" feel to the movement, where it doesn't feel like you're moving as a human, it just feels like you're one of those bouncy balls with a handle. You go forward, you roll a little after you stop. You jump, you flatten on the ground and then get back up, for that "realistic" head bob.

Combat's got the Oblivion problem, where the melee weapon's range is vastly shorter than what your model swings it like. Also I'd love to experience the other weapons but you have to unlock them... Yep, unlock shooting a regular ass pistol. It's a mystery how you're supposed to use one of those. The enemies respawn. There's no point to them respawning, they probably just couldn't place more enemies on the level so they changed it to be this way.

Everything is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly. And I don't mean the "It's old" ugly, I mean the "Daikatana on the N64 looks better" ugly. You basically have minecraft levels of polygons on slenderman models, with textures maps of around maybe 32 pixels tall. Which is weird because the environment looks normal (Probably because it's just blueish whites with tiles all over the place). Your guns also look normal. Not the wrench, though, that ♥♥♥♥'s just as bad as the NPC models.

I really don't see where people get the idea that it's like Bioshock. Bioshock is an interesting game with good level design and dynamic gameplay. This is generic level design (Even by the time's standards) and no gameplay.

Maybe this is just one of those games that are salvaged by mods. After all, it is boasted as a PC masterrace title.

Did PCs really get that much better over the course of 1 year? Deus Ex was leagues above this game and it came out like 10 months after.

"AHH, THE SLENDERMAN. No, wait, it's just my shadow"
-an actual writer being paid to do a writer job

It's creepy, it's funny and it keeps trying to ♥♥♥♥ with you. And it does that Earthbound combat but you get emotional status effects which is a great gimmick

Avoid the Wikia for the game if you're gonna play it. Whoever wrote most of the articles doesn't take into consideration that Joyful spoils the ending of this game.

Avoid doing the game on Pain mode too. It really is just more tedious than fun. I liked You can't get Buckets otherwise.

Look up. You see that trailer? You see that gross metal bunker? That's all the game is. Tunnels in a gross bunker. It's XCOM in gross tunnels. Except there's only one enemy type. And one trooper type.

Fixed most of the problems with GalCiv2, made some new ones in the process... Like how ou can play on an insane map requiring 48 players, but there's not even 11 Civs once you buy all the DLC.

Also the game starts to ♥♥♥♥ the bed once you reach around 2000 ships on the map. Also bot civs still play the battle animations in the fog of war.

Dark Yor don't look like they're straight out of FNaF. However, the Yor actually do manufacture their population now, so that's a massive improvement to that faction.

The altarians aren't considered idiots nows, so that's sad. I know the text changed when you upped the difficulty but they went from "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid" to "So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid they go on stupidity crusades" and now they're just the Asari.

Edit: The game is broken to hell now.I'm not sure it was update 2.5, but generally the civilization customization has a bug where they can only have the default tech tree, leading to ♥♥♥♥ like custom Yor having farming as their "population" instead of the spark of life.

It's basically just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ version of Alpha Centauri. You'd think they'd do anything with the concept of alien races but it has no effect outside of diplomacy

It's basically what it claims to be: A barebones version of a 2D space combat game.

It's very reminiscent of Mount and Blade, in the sense that it rips off all the gameplay elements except the part where there's a challenge. And also unit training. None of that in this game, you just collect units at any spaceports and then you offload those units into the next ship you steal for a free brand new ship that is just as good as buying it off the market. A ship that is customizable. Well, not really. Ships come with a set of guns, engines, batteries, shields and battery chargers. Those things can be changed, but the ship itself will never have the room to upgrade it, unless you downgrade another aspect of it. Wether it be gun emplacements, gun "room" or ship "room", you'll never get anything better than the default unless you loot the ultra rare engines. By offloading your units into a ship you stole. You can try to take over the world, but like in Warband, it's an insane difficulty leap that doesn't do much for you.

There's only interest for the first hour of gameplay, where you don't instantly obliterate everything you come across and you try to steal a ship without a merchant fleet obliterating it. And it's free, so enjoy that free 1 hour of entertainement.

Oh yeah, also it has that old-timey logic of making the buttons match the first letter of the word rather than the standard keyboard layout. So Jump is J, turning is AWSD, firing is Shift or something, that one doesn't make sense, Land is L, Board is B.

Have you ever wanted to point your camera to the ground and drag it across what is essentially a city block in GTA? Well now you can, in the world's smallest collect-a-thon.

It's a pretty decent game, but it's alot like Witcher 1 or Runescape. There's crusade quests/fetch quests and a world. Not in the generic "every RPG" sense. Just in the every old ass RPG sense.

The combat feels like it was copy pasted from Runescape 3. Or WoW. You just have absolutely no interaction on the combat other than M2 > 1234567890. And it's fun in those games because you just get to do other stuff like chat, do some inventory management, whatever,but in this game, the enemies you encounter are tough, you can't divert your attention from the combat and there's nothing else to do. It would honestly be better if you could deselect your own hero and just let the AI take over.

The story has no impact, it's basic as ♥♥♥♥ and the threat isn't looming over you, it's looming in the distance so far away you wouldn't see it with a periscope.

Also, you're fighting orcs and a dragon. But nooooo, according to the game, they're "Darkspawn" and that's an "Archdemon"

And ♥♥♥♥ the looting. Hold tab, try to find the hitbox of every little item with a name over it, empty inventory at a store because the only good loot comes from those stores or quests

It's so janky and hard to control. It's like the game revolved around sticking to walls but was changed during development to be a Sonic platformer.

Also, ♥♥♥♥ the entire jail section.

The artists and the game designers had some kind of disagreement because every enemy is colored like the staheg

Despite having a health bar, getting hit once usually means dying, because knockback is a thing in this game but damage immunity isn't and enemies tend to have chain attacks

I still like it though. Jet Set Radio is also janky and I didn't hate it.