Évaluations récentes de Barlakopofai

So, the game has a few really big issues that I'm sure will get fixed at some point, but like... If you pay the 500$ to go on Rend or Titan, the maps are so insanely hard that you will never make that money back. You'll be lucky if you don't wipe. Unless they triple the value of items found on the hard maps, it will quite literally never be worth the trip and only exists as a novelty. But in a sad twist, that "novelty" actually contains a third of the content in this game. Some of the items and monsters just do not spawn on other maps, ever. Anyways, there's also the issue of some monsters just genuinely having no counter besides "just leave". The treeple will just straight up murder you and camp your ship. The thumper will also just murder you. The ghost and the jack in the box both force you to leave the map immediately. And that's not really an issue, the issue is more that they can spawn 5 seconds into a run. It's not like "oh god it appeared we have to leave with what we have", it's more "oh great we just entered the building and it's right there", which could be fixed by just having them be forced to spawn after 2PM. Speaking of "just entered the building and it's right there", the game has a funny tendency to spawn a turret directly in front of the main door. Which makes sense from a logical point of view, but from a game point of view, they really should not be able to spawn in the same room as the doors. In fact, most creatures should not spawn in the same room as the doors.

What the ♥♥♥♥ with that 300gb file size, it's basically just 7 days to die with dinos instead of zombies...

I mean it doesn't quite live up to the hype like Cruelty Squad did but it,s still pretty good.

I can't be the only one who noticed that this is less of a park simulator and more of a food vendor/decoration micromanaging simulator... Like I never had to google a spreadsheet to find out the optimal pricing for the nightmare cotton candy head shop in Rollercoaster Tycoon, and yet here it's basically the *only* way to make money at a reasonable pace. In RCT I could just make a bunch of rollercoasters and in this it's like, "oh yay I waited an entire year for my hotdogs to turn a profit so I can finally build one singular rollercoaster". The decoration requirement are also *way high* and not at all what I want my park to look like most of the time. And in general it's just *hard* to actually get the decorations right. Like I have to scroll through so many identical pieces to find the right texture, and then sometimes it just doesn't fit because I haven't gotten the version of that piece that fits...

Yes, I recommend this game, if you want to play the genshin teapot mode. No, I don't recommend this game if you want to play Rollercoaster Tycoon Rebooted.

I mean, it's good for 5 hours before you realize it is a roguelike and you can literally not win most runs.

This is just... unplayable...Even when you fix the stuttering which ahs been in the game for like 4 years now, this game is just awful...

I am extremely confused, but in a good way.

I love the sneezing season so much, it's so fun being hard stunned randomly every 10 seconds and functionally blind unless you sacrifice your helmet slot or you farm an item that *only* spawns during sneezing season. I totally don't just sit in my house with a fan for 10 days.

I would actually like a sequel, and I'd recommend that you buy this game so we can get one, *however*, this game is just bleh on the gameplay side, so I don't recommend that you actually buy it to play it.

The movement is incredibly janky and hard to control and I say that as someone who 100% completed Sonic Adventure 2. The level design of "grind anything" clashes with the controls of "Snap to whatever the nearest surface is" and in the Little Tokyo part of the map it becomes *unbearable* because there's just awnings everywhere and no electric lines to grind along the most frequent paths. Which is why I recommend that you buy this one so we can get a sequel where they fix that, but I don't recommend that you buy this one to actually play it. They could very easily fix this with a sequel. The first fix would be the "free run button" which has been in *every* game that tried to do this kind of gameplay, which lets you just stick to everything rather than pressing a button to stick to the surface and then letting go and then jumping off and then pressing it again. Think like, Prototype or Assassin's Creed where you jsut have "the run button" which lets you just stick to all the walls.

Anyways, the story is okay, even though it is very tonally inconsistent to have a Dead rising-style zombie apocalypse clashing with "woah radical dude" vibes and the way nothing is taken seriously. The writing gets an award for "not being ♥♥♥♥♥♥", which you'd usually expect from video game comedy, but this is actually functional, which is better than most "comedy" games. The voice acting is not good for most characters, which, by the way, this entire game tries to emulate the Saints Row 4 style of dialogue, and it could not be more clear when two main characters in the story "The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and Floyd, are just The Boss and Pierce Washington. I think Sam was supposed to emulate Matt Miller and 4Kid Kinzie but they went in a way more cliché direction with them so it's not as obvious. I dunno, if you like playing as Female 1 Saints Row 3/4 boss, you'll probably like the dialogue in this game but the side characters really are not bringing their A game.

Once you fix all the settings that make this game extremely nauseating to play like autorun and "slight pixellation" it's actually really good, once you get past E1.