บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย Jackal326

Its like the best parts of Empire, Napoleon, Shogun and Medieval 2 rolled together, then adding in pissed off Scandinavians with two-handed battle-axes.

10/10 would deliberatelty not reference ROME 2 again.

I shot Hitler in the ball, now he doesn't have any at all.
8/10 would make a rhyme about killing a tyrant again.

Got chased by a rhino, fell off a cliff, got mauled by a leopard, attacked by an eagle, shot at by the locals and swung from a grappling hook attached to a gyro-copter my friend was piloting.

11/10 - would do all of the above again.

Played some co-op with a friend and portal'ed him into acid.
10/10 - would murder my friend again.

Jumped off a roof and broke both of my legs, then got eaten alive by a zombie.
9/10 would render myself a tenderised meal again.

Got stuck in a river and drowned.
9/10 would drown again.

Shot a lot of people and dropped phospherous rounds on a bunch of civilians.
9/10 - Would incinerate civilians again.

Played the game for just over an hour.
Called artillery down onto my position to end the suffering.

1/10

No matter what you do you get stabbed in the neck!

No matter what you do, you burn the bodies of your dead brother and father!

9/10

Pros: Got Kevin Spacey some work
Cons: Everything else.