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6 people found this review helpful
91.3 hrs on record (90.5 hrs at review time)
so i went ahead and play saints row 2 to see if my opinion about this game will change after seeing videos about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this game

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you must be on some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drugs or something to not be able to enjoy this game

yes this game is very different from the second one but jesus christ saying THAT THIS GAME IS A BRUTAL BETRAYAL to the franchise just for not taking itself that seriously and being different ??????

literally 10/10 game i don't care what anyone says
Posted 18 January, 2022. Last edited 5 February, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Simon I love your music so much but the original heist tracks from 2011 are so much better than your remixes that you started doing since 2015. I'm so glad you can listen to these AMAZING tracks in Payday 2 and don't have to listen to those remixes.

10/10 amazing soundtrack

Posted 21 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I didn't expect much after trying out Jiu Feng's smuggler pack 2 but this is pure quality and creativity

first the KS12 the worst part of the dlc even though it's the worst part it's not really that bad, 120dmg batte rifle with meh accuracy and very slow fire rate and ok pick up rate that can be turned into okay dmr, not the best weapon but good addition to the game something bit fresh

the RUS-12 aka the revolver is pretty much higher dmg 5/7 with less ammo and bit worse accuracy and stability since you can't equip it with silencer, however it's very fun gun to use and it can one shot shields unlike 5/7 but can't melt dozer that quickly, it's really about preference

the last gun káng arms is honestly amazing, while it doesn't support many weapon mods it can be made into pretty accurate gun, with good damage and good ammo pick up rate, the underbarrel shotgun that you can give to it is just amazing idea and it's very useful actually since AP rounds can once again just one shot shields though i don't see point in the other shells, it also supports decent pick up rate

the charms are also great and cute, good addition

skins are okay i guess

overall pretty good dlc, 8/10
Posted 22 September, 2021. Last edited 23 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
xD
Posted 20 September, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
570.0 hrs on record (374.2 hrs at review time)
Literally the best in the series.

That's it.

10/10
Posted 29 July, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dlc is such a huge disappointment

i was pretty excited about the new guns, especially seeing the new sniper rifle on payday's twitter and thought to myself that we would finally get sniper rifle that deals around 1200 damage or something like that but nope

first the groza, all i can say about this gun that this was just made for people who don't own scarface character pack, while the gun itself is not bad, since it can reach 100 accuracy and 100 stability, but the ammo pickup is really kinda meh and the gun itself is kinda boring? idk if you do not own scarface character pack i guess this isn't so bad

the smg is the part of the dlc that i consider to be good, it's pretty much highger dmg micro uzi smg from yakuza character pack, without any recoil, though it's sad that they didn't make any new animations for the gun

sniper rifle is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad man, i never really liked the low dmg snipers and i hoped that this gun would be different but nope another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ low dmg sniper rifle that can't even one shot heavy swats into head yeah ♥♥♥♥ this gun, also the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ interact animations are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly, like whenever i yell at someone to follow me it looks like my wrist is broken or something

the underbarrel taser grenade is pretty pointless, i really don't see any reason to take this over the standard frag round, i would rather do high damage than do less damage but with stun and you can even stun yourself with it so i say no

the grenade is pretty pointless as well, it's pretty much worse version of flashbang and once again it can stun you as well

i don't know what's about this pack but the weapons have such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ texture like it was made in 2011, all just looks so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly

skins are good i guess

overall if you own scarface chracter pack just don't buy this dlc, huge waste of money

4/10
Posted 21 May, 2021. Last edited 21 May, 2021.
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10 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Posted 5 May, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
i seriously want to know reason behind nerfing dragunov
Posted 18 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
the shotgun and the third crosskill in the game is pretty good, but the smg is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash

pretty good dlc

edit: the smg is actually good
Posted 26 March, 2021. Last edited 23 June, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
i spent 2,39€ so i can have the casual formal outfit

again i have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ regrets
Posted 26 March, 2021.
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