this man jerks off to battlebit rule 34

I have a theory.

A blue whale can grow up to 30 meters long and is quite gigantic, while Titan might seem attractive to the whales, and it may have wanted to mate. A blue whale's penis can become gigantic, and with it, he has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the glass. Either water leaked in, and they drowned, or the whale's penis got stuck and sealed the hole. Due to the pressure and pressure difference, the penis gets sucked in, sealing the hole. However, at the same time, the pressure difference sucks out all the whale sperm (up to 1500 liters of sperm), and they drown in the sperm. I'm not sure how the pressure works with whale penises, it was just a thought. But let's say the sperm doesn't ejaculate, and the whale's penis seals the hole and gets stuck due to the pressure. The whale panics and swims away, making it impossible to find the boat. Then they run out of oxygen.

THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ APPEARS OFFLINE SO HE CAN PLAY NGU IDLE WITHOUT PEOPLE KNOWING.
VERY WEIRD FELLA.
PROBABLY PLAYS SPY IN TF2, OR BOB IN TEKKEN.

MIGHT EVEN BE A KATARINA MAIN IN LEAGUE.
VILE.

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You’re invited to my CBS’ “Young Sheldon” Season 2 Premiere Party! We’re gonna have chips, dip (not drugs dip but possibly salsa if my mom makes it!) and good times while drinking 7-up but we can only have 2 because that’s what my parents said! Also we can only watch it until maybe 9 at the latest because it’s gonna be late and my bedtime is soon and also my dad won’t let me watch the Big Bang theory (which spawned Sheldon cooper!) because of the inappropriate humor

There's an Iron Man and Captain America sex scene. It's hardcore. I mean r e a l l y hardcore. It's like 50 shades of gray squared but responsible and consensual (always get consent kids). It really brought the movie together and established their friendship and regret for past hatred. Of course they threw their adorable quips (as Disney does) like "I'm surprised that IRON Man has trouble getting hard", "Could you have any more toys, Inspector Gadget?" (how does he even know what that is?), and "Thank you for your service". Every scene they had together held the strongest feeling of sexual tension I have ever felt in a movie. Be it the staring, "accidental" penis touching, or when Stark said "I could really go for a hot dog right now". Overall, this movie made me gay and fall out of love with my wife. How am I going to tell her? She'll be devastated.

10/10