At least it wasn't a magpie...

Magic*

I will slap the Magie out of your mouth

Lolbadger ( . Y . )

Dear Sir and/or madam

We regret to inform you that the proposed "rocks" have not yet reached us

We would like to inform sir and/or madam, that violating this agreement will result in the slow and painful death of sir and/or madam by the removal of tea and all tea based products from sir and/or madams diet


Kindest Regards

Shogun Enterprises

Herro!