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One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 7:41am

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 11:51am

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:07pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 7:26am

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:00am

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 7:50am

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 10:12am

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48am

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33am



I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.