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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:19am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:34am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 7:39am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:24pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:00am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:26am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:09pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:55pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:27am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 6:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 3:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 May @ 4:21am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:16pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 10:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:08am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:39am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:04am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 2:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 5:03am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:11am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:15pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:41am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:01am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:48am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:04am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:06am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:06am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:06pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:27pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:56am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:06am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 8:57pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:40am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 11:17am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 9:08am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 6:53am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:06am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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