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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:23am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:04am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:26pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:45am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:49am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:54am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 9:21am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:04am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:08am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 9:23am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:02am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:22pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:53am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 9:20am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:38am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:28am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:34am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:21am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:02am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:51am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:01am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 5:04am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 6:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:13am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 10:24am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:21am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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