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So I bought some online. It said it could take up to six weeks to work so I waited. And sure enough slowly and surely it grew by two inches! The girth increased too!
By Jove! I was elated! My sex life immediately improved and i got new confidence and vigor and that bled into every part of my life making everything that much better!
But what those pills never advertised were the side affects. IT NEVER STOPPED GROWING! And what's more with each passing day the rate of growth accelerated!
By month six it was as long as my leg and about half as thick. I stopped getting erections altogether at this point. It was just impossible and the muscles of my groin could no longer support the weight of my phallus. A year in and it was trailing behind me like a tail. I started to tie it around my waist like a belt. Urinating was chore! It was six feet long and half a foot thick. I was floored! I was to embarrassed to see a doctor so I isolated at home.
Kids, do not take those penis enlargement pills.