Recent reviews by Anal

I remember that last night I was running out of games to play on my steam library. So I was browsing around and I found this game called "b" and I saw how the reviews were very positive. I checked out the game and when I saw the trailer I thought those reviews were jokes. So then I downloaded the game as a joke because it was only 200 mb and then I started to play it. Then the moment I loaded into the game I was immediately in love with the game. There was a beautiful bee that was very furry and looked like it had a lot of potential. I was immediately immersed into the game and now I realized that all those "joke" Reviews were not jokes. This game was genuinely the best and most immersive experience that I have ever seen in my life. Like this game made me feel like an innocent bee flying around in a beautiful cage and I actually had a life in this game. And as I'm typing this review this is the 1 year anniversary of this game being on steam. All the people that typed those reviews had only like less than 5 minutes on the game. Me? I fell in love with b. Last night I played this game from 2 am to 11 am and I enjoyed every second of those 9 hours. I had to go to the bathroom in real life but I could not because I was more focused on the longevity of my bee's precious life. When my mom came into my room she came in to the room smelling like ♥♥♥♥ and piss and seeing me covered in my own piss and ♥♥♥♥. She was like "Why the hell are you covered in your own feces?" and then I said "Because B is the best game in the world at the moment". After that my mom got really mad at me and yelled "Take a shower and then go take a nap". But then I did not like how she insulted my bee so then I had to get up from my bee game to take care of my mom. Now my mom laying right next to a bee's nest that is right next to the house. My dad may have saw me do that but he left to go to work. Now hopefully the police don't do anything to stop me from playing this gamed (UPDATE: The police is right outside of my house but don't worry I will defend my bee game.)