March 24th, 100% more WUB WUB WUB

Happy new year

Borderlands The Pre-Sequel has a major lack of legendary weapon drops

Manager: You were found having sexual intercourse with a coworker, on top of the produce we sell to our customers.
Ted: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her with a parsnip, and then I sold it to a family with four small children.
*Beat*
Manager: That took guts, we need guts. You're promoted.
Ted: You've got a lot of problems, don't you?

who wants a mustache ride?

Mustache feeling ..... mustache feeling ..... yeah

I mustache you a question, but im shaving it for later

Talladega nights

ah .... that movie ... damn what is it called i saw that last night :P

If your not first, you're last

Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

Oh you can dance if you want to.... you can leave you friends behind...

You can Fight like a Krogan, Run like a Leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Sheppard !!!!!!