Yo hey I'm Dr. Wily
Your robot brain's the size of a pea
Robot masters not Robot friends
And I keep coming back like Kardashians
I'm a Mad scientist
I'm Kinky Insane
I'm taking over the world like I'm Pinky and Brain
Yeah I got so many bots and you're all alone
Gettin lost in my castle skull and bones
Im like Einstien on the microphone
I fly high tech on the bicycle
My mustache got more IQ then You
Megaman? HA!
More like little boy blue!

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I'm L to the I to the N-K
My will is to make it to the endgame
Just chill 'cuz you could be offending
These ladies I'm defending
I was raised by the Kokiri
But I'm actually a Hylian
Rupees by the million
Shirt, green chameleon
Suck these Deku Nuts
I've got Spiritual Stones
Used to be a runt
But now I'm full grown
Known as the Hero of Time and I always get mine
'Cuz I'm always on the grind all the time-time
Find-find me-me rescuing some fine lady
From the belly of the beast
And if you've got beef, then I want you to meet
My Triforce is here, 1, 2, 3
Don't ♥♥♥♥ with me, 'cuz you'll find quickly
That I beat-beat-beat, skeet-skeet, then leave

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Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? That's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl's name!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
Hey! Look! Listen!
Hey, look, listen, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? (Screw that!) Legend of Link!

Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil

It's not the east or the west side.
No it's not.
It's not the north or the south side.
No it's not.
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Get in front of the Empire! To All you vader haters out there we'll blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master.
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
But if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)
And you know that we've got it(DeathStar)

(Owen)
Luke, get your ass over here right now! Quit pokin around with that damned landspeeder! Where those two droids I asked you to clean, boy! Did you clean your room!