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Dude.

Bethesda loves updating games with the most sh*t mods years after its release and pretending they had any kind of stewardship of it in the first place.

Oblivion, skyrim, Fo4, Fo3, Fnv are the ones in prime view of this trend and somehow everyone huffs copium and just enjoys the slop bethesda takes from modders, slaps their branding on, and then pumps out. Was "fun" to turn your brain off of and go into the systems of the game, but even then you are handicapped by bethesda's own red lines that wont allow you to fully engage in ANY system.

Crafting/ setting up supply lines is handicapped to make it so you dont have infinite supplies; even though if you engage with the system it should allow you to automate multiple settlements for crafting. Instead you get hard limits on how much rubber/oil/steel you can craft in a set 24 hours. Making any survival gameplay REQUIRE you to not even touch a crafting station, let alone the base building. Completely ruins an entire DLC they are still shilling out to you. (Contraption workshop/Automaton)

Combat is either get the gun that you would be literally retarded not to get (spray and pray and variants of it) or just melee build that has been so stripped that its boiled into Right click blocks all attacks, left is attack. That is the entire depth of the combat. Crafting, again, can be used to improve guns; but why would you ever when the game either drops a gun that will sh*t on anything you could ever improve or keeps all enemies health bars just low enough that a starting pistol can have the same stopping power as a full powered rifle.

Story is so flimsy that you can find any number of white boy 4 hour long video essays.

Son: Kill all humans on surface and replace with robot
You: Why?
Son: Ugh, you just dont get me dad, it isnt a phase. Now i must make you the leader of my organisation right before i die of a in-curable disease that i could've had my league of scientists find a cure to or make literally any other 1000s of decisions more interesting other than turning over and dying like a f*cking dog in a bed and dumping an entire 100+ person organisation on a parental figure i have'nt thought of, let alone seen in 60 years. Love you papa/Hate you if you don't wanna genocide people trying to make a local government and improve their lives on the surface world. <3(</3)

Dont get me started on the d*mbass quesitons of "is a synth human?!?" If it feels pain or emotion, it is. If you believe its emulating then you are coping. It thinks, responds to its environment, consumes for energy, and excretes. We have bacteria that don't do all of those and we call them alive. Christ, its like the writers looked on tumblr for some kind of theory on their old games and found one about that guy in rivet city that's looking for a android and then just decided to sh*t on their own timeline.

Just not enjoyable in a age where i could be doing LITERALLY anything else. i guess you could enjoy it if you want to walk through a low poly and low lod version of boston 200 years after "bombs" have fallen and want to talk to a town full of people with asperger's sydrome.

(F*CK PIPER, ALL MY HOMIES HATE PIPER. got the balls to force me to do a non-skippable (if i want her as a companion) interview about my wife who in-game has died less than a day ago. Literally everyone in the writers room either has autism and cant form inter-personal connections and cant understand why a player playing as a VERY RECENTLY widowed parent looking for their child in a NOW APOCALYPSED version of their hometown would'nt want to talk about a recently deceased s/o or are just the type to wipe their ass on anything they have written as long as it no longer serves a purpose to the story.)

Don't play bethesda games, even (hot take) FNV. Everything made in the creation engine will eventually wither and end up in your uninstalled section of your library. Nostalgia allows for fun moments, but if you missed the initial love wave or any of its ripples then just keep your money and have solace in the fact that your money isn't supporting a literal sh*t-hole of a company.

If you do, enjoy your Bethesda branded nylon bag idiot. Just don't keep letting Todd get away with it. He took your money and has given you nothing in return. Don't forget we all cried out for them to not have paid modding, then they added the creation club with "free mods" then slowly slid their long-d*ck of paid Doom-Guy mods and other stupid ♥♥♥♥ that mouth breathers like to pog at.

Sims 3 very gud, game is no longer supported by EA (thank f*cking god) so you can download all paid content and DLCs from online sources and not have to worry they'll download a file checker or force you to use their origin launcher. It just has a base launcher that minimizes to your tray (that can be disabled if wanted)
Run the game atleast once, and let it slowly chug its way to you being able to make your first save. No matter how long it takes it atleast ensures that the bare minimum scripts have ran and will allow you to mod your game later if desired. If it runs perfectly then stop reading and enjoy the game.

If you experience crashing after running the game multiple times, please download the Mod "Sims 3 GPU Add-On Support" from Nexus Mods; as the description says "This is an easy app that adds most of the GPU after year 2013 to the list and its rules."
Follow the instructions of the mod and please read the disclaimers and adjust your games settings appropriately as to not have your game have the wrong graphics setting and accidentally damage your system; or overheat your room.

Mod says you must OWN basegame, idk how valid/true that is; i feel its the bare minimum morally if you want a better experience. (♥♥♥♥ buying the Dlcs and the Sims 3 store content though, i wont judge you for not buying it and 'procuring' it from other sources.)

Next google Nraas and go to their website, the orange and white will blind you a bit but once adjusted look at the right of the page at the column of orange and yellow mods and download at minimum:

ErrorTrap = ( intended to catch and correct data corruption errors that can render a save-game unloadable)
Overwatch = (( act as a periodic clean up system for correcting errors and eliminating junk)Winton))
Saver = (prompts the user to save after a given amount of play-time. By default, the mod will wake after 30 minutes)

Place everything into your sims 3 mods folder in your documents folder (c:user/YOURNAME/Documents/Electronic Arts/The Sims 3/Mods)
If you don't have one; make a folder called Mods, and in the Mods folder create another one called "Packages"
Download a Sims 3 Resource.Cfg File and place it in the Mods folder. If you get any errors remove the old resource file and remove any extra files that may be unnecessarily populating your Mods folder.

To Install Mods download it to your computer, open/unzip the file to get the .package file (macs will need Keka for extracting i've heard), and place them in your packages folder. If its not recognized or doesn't show up at the main menu with its little pop-up that lists mods installed; then it may be better to have it inside the Mods file itself, instead of your packages file. Alternatively make a cheat savegame and cheat your way to being able to check if the mod is working.
I.E. More inventions on the inventing table at higher skill levels, so cheating to a higher skill level to see if your sim is able to even craft the custom content downloaded. (Old games have finicky solutions for problems, and it can just not list mods you have for no reason so a cheat save after every batch of new mods added can be a fun way to check if everything is working well together.)

Everything else on their website is up to you to personally choose for your game/experience (especially if you're a coomer), but the listed ones earlier massively improved my own experience and should help in you preventing any save loss or frame dips long term. Overwatch especially, since it will turn off active speakers, Tvs and other toggle-ables that might be taking up excess resources in the games system.
The game is a resource hog even now, so if you have everything ultra don't be suprised if you're suddenly looking down a barrel of a Throttling gun.

Not to shill another purchase to go with your Sims 3, but the application Borderless Gaming has massively improved my experience with having this game full screen and tabbing out without crashing the game. If it doesn't improve your experience please refund it before you reach the 2 hour mark of owning it and try the program Magpie. I haven't used it, but i have heard its the Free alternative to BG and may work better on certain systems.

Have fun and hopefully any problems experienced can be solved by getting a degree in googling. Many problems have had workarounds made, you just have to trust in the lengthy ass process they require unfortunately.

Too many times the difficulty differences are just "Now they can see and shoot you from miles away. Thats hard right :)" Decent basics, but everything has been neutered in recent times. Mantle system, alt-diving and stims have become atrocious parts of the game that can be stopped mid-anim but must go through the animation for the action to happen. Give it time to cook to a fuller state or play with friends only.

Have you ever wanted to play a game and feel like you're actively aging from the steady passage of time during dialogue? Have you ever wanted to save scum every single dice roll for a decent conversation to exist from topic to topic? Do you just enjoy having every person you interact with either kiss your feet or be actively looking you up on the offenders registry after your interaction? Then get this game, Total War : Disapoint your family edition.

I feel like im playing Fallout 3 Vats all the time. I can feel myself physically and spiritually age waiting for every single animation to slowly play through.
Want someone to walk 1 foot? Wait the 30 seconds to cover it. Wanna open chest? Now waiting for some flesh puppet to climb a staircase for a eon and have his whole neurological system reactivate to interact with it. Wanna thump a lil monkey on the head with a hammer? Take the Bio-Mechanical Skill Check Dice roll with a required bar of 15 and either save scum for 5 minutes and get the same roll for 4 1/2 mins or just sit there with pissed pants and go to the next sit down with oblivion npcs that you can make yourself a fool in front of.

Even the re-rolls had me scoring 10 and under on every single roll, it becomes tiring continually failing for hours, and even when you do win; its never anything actually important, its always a death roll on a character somehow across the map staying alive prone on some lava for an extra 10 turns waiting for a revive, and never when talking to sapient creatures.

Has the same ♥♥♥♥ as xcom where youll be in front of someone and miss for 8 turns as a 1hp critter rips and tears your whole party of armoured adventurers into play-doh. Continually failed every single dice roll, and only winning dice rolls was when I was annoying the ♥♥♥♥ out of refugee children in base camp.

Its just so tiring to see a game everyone holds on such a high pedastal that just feels like another origin/EA attempt at a dragon age title.

eye hrt

Good idea, nothing to do.

Kinda funny amogus tricks and goofs, but its almost a whole game of skyrim-esque radiant quests of killing a creature or a swarm of creature, collect $ and then get stuck at boss because of funny graphics that happen nowhere else in the game, or get stuck because of some random new alien weapon that has deep lore explaining why a sack with eyes now has floating lasers guarding it.

Small nitpicks make this game dog-sh*t after its initial play with friends
(Clicking on one singular pixel while being chased to open a door, stealing trash items initiates deadly force responses, you will be teleported outside of your submarine; many times, you will struggle with quests on a multiplayer server/friend group since the game cant handle multiple people talking to anyone, Quests bug out and you will have to retry certain objectives, you have to wipe a character and their perks if you want to no longer be locked in a class, you will lose dozens of objects in your inventory if you die outside of your sub, your body is almost always either eaten or smeared into paint making retrieval of items impossible)

It is based off of space station 13 in the same way a rapist is inspired by Bill Cosby. It definitely aspires to it, but the fact it has this dream when theres already a G.O.A.T of the sport is definitely not needed. Does everything worse and is so filled with little nit picky annoying things that the only people who will enjoy this at the end of its inevitable lifespan will be big foreheaded white men with thinning comb overs. Who will suck any teat of video gamm-ing to sow and reap bits/subs from the adolescent amogus crowd, and stay at home dads who used to play TTT with their now buried friends.

Id say avoid, was probably fun before an ending and missions were put in, game with quests is just go to point a to b while doing 1 of 4 quests. Had fun hatching little raptor after tho

Kanye Stem player for 200$ less, No lie i'd say buy it for only the most recent version (Dystopia) Track goes hard and stems to play with that actually weave together pretty good.

Since going free to play, the Sims 4 is a semi decent free game. As someone who bought the game and paid for multiple DLCS, ill let you know that this game is the most stripped down and bare Sims to date. I've even played sim city with its horrible origin integration of always having to be online, and can honestly say that I had a more enjoyable experience. (Sims 4 requires Origin also, mad wack)

The game honestly lacks any real soul from the earlier titles and the only thing it has a edge over the others is it's graphics, and with Sims 5 recently being announced i can only imagine that it will be the same engine as this one with just more "interesting DLCS" at 20$ a piece. If you want a life sim, get Sims 3 and all of those DLC's. Atleast then you'll have a game with a community that has been trouble shooting Ea's abysmal coding for over a decade. Any mod you could imagine or bug you could encounter has either a fix or work around. Even the slow loading time in Create-a-Sim have been thoroughly optimised to load in under 5 seconds with minimal lag, even on my ♥♥♥♥-box of a computer.

If you like life simulators, go for something with charm or non-reptilian developers and not this barbie human simulator.

"Buy" Sims 3 and its Dlcs online, dont waste your time with this one.