Himitsu
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Just some stoner dude with not enough time on their hands to contemplate reality at a level beyond normal human comprehension.
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𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨̈𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫❜𝐬 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐱, 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨̈𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟗𝟑𝟓, 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐄𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐢𝐧. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨t 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦. 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨̈𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐚̈𝐧𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐠 (𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭) 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

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FluxZ 23 Mar, 2018 @ 11:13am 
                   ( ゚∀゚ )/
             ハ_ハ    ⊂   ノ     ハ_ハ
           ('(゚∀゚ ∩     (つ ノ     ∩ ゚∀゚)')
       ハ_ハ   ヽ  〈     (ノ    〉  /    ハ_ハ
     ('(゚∀゚∩   ヽヽ_)          (_ノ ノ    .∩ ゚∀゚)')
     O,_  〈                    〉  ,_O
       `ヽ_)                    (_/ ´
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⊂(゚∀゚⊂⌒`⊃                            ⊂´⌒⊃゚∀゚)⊃
FluxZ 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:47pm 
A panda spent the night in bed with a prostitute. The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the prostitute yells after him, "Hey, aren't you going to pay me?"
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up 'prostitute.'
The definition reads: 'A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay. '
The panda throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and tells her to look up 'panda.'
The definition reads: 'An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves
Champion Æternal 18 Jun, 2017 @ 11:47pm 
-rep weeb waller
♕Tool 15 Jun, 2017 @ 1:01am 
-rep actual waller
Robotiick 14 May, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
/フフ         ム`ヽ
/ ノ) Doth thou hoist? ) ヽ
/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
........`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
..........丶  ̄ _人'彡\
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............./____/\____\ The 'roids are worth it brother
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