Recent reviews by Astarion's Juicebox

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Incel dev with ♥♥♥♥ takes

10/10 best basketball game

This game makes my tiny raft a big raft

I'm obsessed. I played the hell out of the original, I have it on my 3DS, and I have it on here. I'm not sure how many hundreds of hours I've sunk into all of the versions of this game I have but it's a lot.

Can't wait for all the updates, multiplayer is gonna be fun.

I want a Percy in real life now :(

10/10 Percy best boy love and protect him

10/10 Can't wait to consensually penetrate and be penetrated by all my friends and possibly random people.

Thrilling and emotional, also very frustrating, but in a good way. First time a game has made me cry actual tears.

I wasn't expecting to enjoy this game so much. It's a match 3 type game with a bit of tower defense influences as well as some city manager type stuff. Really fun to pick up for a few quick games. It might get a bit grind-y on some bosses if you aren't wise with the money or resources you spend so keep that in mind and always think before upgrading a certain building.

I definitely recommend it if you're into match-3 games with some quirky humor injected in it.